Welcome. By hitsuzen, luck, or forces beyond your control, you have been brought to the realm of the Seme/Uke quiz.
*beckons innocents towards the darkness* Come forth and embrace your destiny...
Just remember, we cannot take responsibility for any actions, relationships, bondage, or drunkenness that may occur as a result of the quiz. (So all you Badass Uke ~ it's not our fault that your seme knew exactly what you wanted to do with that rope and turned your plans against you) The quiz is meant for entertainment purposes only. Mmmm... yes...
03-18-09
Night grows warmer, bringing an electric excitement... a pulse of heat that cannot be denied, as nature awakens from its sleep...
It seems the perfect time to become aware of wants, needs... and the balance between the physical and emotional, the darkness and the light,
love and lust, Seme and Uke. And so, the Equinox ~ a time of balance, will be our celebration of all the SemeUke personalities. And really, what could be better than a special day of gay. ^.~
We also have a special question for those of you who have found some meaning in The Quiz. We've had many submissions telling us how the
quiz has helped people understand themselves, or find love... So, if our quiz has somehow helped you find love, happiness, or just an
enlightened understanding of yourself or others, let us know through our Oshiete form. And remember, comments may be posted here on the site.
And lastly, are you following us on Twitter? It looks as if some of our followers are beginning to follow each other. Hmm... maybe that perfect Seme or Uke you seek is waiting out there somewhere.
02-4-09
Ah, Valentines... the season of love, the season of stalkers secret admirers, cheesy valentine cards, dirty love letters, and melted chocolate. We here at SemeUke.com want to help you express your true feelings to the one you secretly (or not so secretly) lust after. So we've made these special e-cards you can send to all your friends and secret love interests!
Send a Card
01-29-09
We have a new way for you to stalk our Seme and Uke. To your right you will find a sexy little box, called Sasayaki, where SemeUke.com will be posting random musings and announcements. Some of our Seme and Uke may end up hijacking the box as well. You can log on to Twitter and follow our updates from there. ^v^ And if you've never Twittered before... (heh... *pats innocent little heads*)... it's free and easy, and just a little addicting.
01-5-09
Happy New Year from SemeUke.com! Our first installment of Oshiete is ready and waiting for your viewing pleasure. Come forth and be enlightened! :D
We received so many questions, and although we wish our Seme and Uke could respond to them all, we chose a few of our favorites (and a few we couldn't resist).
Until next time!
12-2-08
We have some exciting new updates for our loyal SemeUke readers... *pulls back sexy silk purple curtain, to reveal... The Opportunist Seme and The Clueless Uke* Yes, our last two profiles are finally here for you to view, so be sure to click on the profiles section and visit their new pages. <3
And for a super special bonus, we are bringing you an entertaining and informative new feature ~ Oshiete!
Our Seme and Uke are ready and willing to offer you their services... their expertise, for all your SemeUke personality related questions! *watches as the Don't Fuck with me Seme walks off* Okay, so most of our Seme and Uke are willing... XD So, if you have a specific question about a Seme or Uke personality, need fashion, music or gift advice, or even have a site related question, you can submit it to be answered by one of our Seme and Uke using our form here.
10-29-08
Our member list has nearly reached 1000! Who will be member number 1000? Will it be an Innocent Uke, a Chibi Seme, or maybe a Flaming Uke and a Badass Uke will battle it out for the top spot! (Who told them there was a seme as prize?) *gets popcorn and soda ready to watch the festivities* :D
While we wait, head over and check out the newest profile - the Sadistic Seme. What an evil bastard that one sounds like! XD But we mean that in the nicest way possible, because we know some of you are into that kind of thing... ^_~
10-5-08
We've hit 500 members in less than a month on our Seme/Uke Fanlisting! We want to congratulate our 500th member, Lia - the Clueless Uke, and we'd like to celebrate by releasing our next profile! So, by popular demand, you can now view the Innocent Uke's personality profile. We look forward to hitting 1000 members, and although we can't respond to all of them, we love reading all your comments - including but not limited to: "Yaoi.. BANZAI!", "I'm not THAT clueless, it's only an act", and "FUCK YEAH!!~" ^___^
And for all you hardcore fans of the quiz, an official SemeUke.com T-shirt is now available for your purchasing pleasure. :D So you can do your part to help lure the innocents to the dark side...
9-9-08
We're mapping Seme and Uke across the world, so please help us in this semi-scientific endeavor by joining our official listing and displaying for the world to see which Seme or Uke personality you proudly identify with!!!
8-6-08
It's Showtime! We'd now like to present profiles for the Chibi Seme and the Badass Uke - so grab your favorite fruit to nibble on, and go check them out! :D
8-3-08
The profiles for the Dramatic Uke and the Romantic Seme are now available to view, so check them out! More will be coming soon, along with those new features we keep talking about. ^_~
7-17-08
You can now read the profiles of the Don't Fuck With Me Seme and the Flaming Uke by clicking the profile button above. Look for more to come soon (because we sure as hell don't want to leave those two alone together).
7-16-08
We now have an in-depth relationship guide describing the compatibility between the different Seme and Uke personality types. So if you ever randomly wondered if the Sadistic Seme and the Flaming Uke, or the Romantic Seme and the Dramatic Uke, were compatible (are you freaking crazy?), you can now find out here! :D
Our Seme/Uke girls will be going up all at once at a later time, but look for new profile pages to be going up soon, along with a few more little projects we are working on. ^_^
5-30-08
Sure, the terms Seme, Uke, and Yaoi are famously linked, but the seme/uke personalities can exist in Yuri relationships as well. We at SemeUke.com want to celebrate the female Chibi Seme, Badass Uke, and all the other personalities with new result pictures featuring our new Seme/Uke girl characters! They will be going up on our new profile pages as we roll them out. Also, be sure to check back soon as more profile pages will be going up, and a special feature that you can participate in will soon be revealed. ^__^
5-28-08
Mmmmm... sweet temptations await you in our new poll. (What's wrong with a little food obsession? We have our reasons...) Something else that's sweet is our new set of seme/uke character pins available in the store, so you can wear your result with pride.
Also, be sure to check back as our new profile pages will be going up soon. ^_~
5-10-08
We're feeling fruity, so we've added a new poll! A seemingly innocent question... or is there some ulterior motivation?
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