Our seme and uke challenged, and readers responded!
We received an awesome amount of letters in our first SemeUke.com Challenge, and really had a great time reading all of your entries. ^__^

We were impressed with how funny, romantic, imaginative... and well, strangely random, some of the letters were, but one letter was so true to character, well written, and just amused us so much, that we unanimously declared it our favorite.

So, we now present to you the winning letter of our first challenge, and then some of our favorites for your reading pleasure. :D Oh, and be sure to enter our next challenge!

Winning Letter

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My Dearest Don’t Fuck With Me Seme,
The days when you would run your fingers through my bubblegum pink hair and whisper slightly threatening things into my ear, I fear, are slipping farther and farther away from us with each passing moment. When I told you that you and I weren’t compatible, I was naïve, and probably drunk. You complete me, my brooding turtledove. Your angst paired with my sparkle makes for a combination that would fill even Edward Cullen with jealousy, and I realize that now. I truly cannot live without you.

Shopping holds no joy for me; not even that spiffy new shade of purple nail polish I bought on sale last week can make me happy the way you did. Almost, but not quite. It’s really cute, though.

I mean, I’ll admit it. You’re a little scary. Or actually, you’re really fucking scary. But that’s not what drove us apart. I believe what caused you to leave me was my free nature, paired with the fact that…I mean, let’s face it. Guys love me. But honey, I swear. The guys at the kink club the other night…they came on to me!! I don’t try to make these things happen…they just do. But hey, really? You’re one to talk. Don’t you dare think I didn’t see the way you were sizing up that Badass Uke the other day like next season’s Louis Vuitton.

I guess what I’m trying to say here is that both of us have our problems, babe. Let’s face it; we’re not a perfect couple. But I don’t care. I miss you, and my wrists long for the handcuffs of your love. Don’t Fuck With Me Seme…come back to me, and fuck with me once more.
All my love,
~Your Flaming Uke >3<

Submitted by: Hime-Chan



Some of Our Favorites

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Letter to the Clueless Uke cross-stitched by the Opportunist Seme!
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Submitted by: Ghann


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Dear Lyia (Badass Uke)

Come back home; you're going to fuck yourself up with your clumsy ass out on your own. Plus your shit is still here and I'm not helping you move it out of my home. You really don't want me to have to go out and look for you to get all that crap.

Get your ass back here,
Lys (Don't Fuck with Me Seme)

Submitted by: Lys


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R-Romantic Seme...I-I'm sorry for everything I did. I-I shouldn't have slept with that Chibi Seme, but he was just s-so....I-I don't know. I just felt passion, even for a brief moment, and it took me over. I've betrayed your love and everything that you've given to me. Hearts are fragile things...I should know that more than anyone, b-but...I've gone and done this...I'm such a hypocrite. I'm just some stupid whore who'll sleep with anything that shows me even a hint of affection...even if I just end up being used. I had it all with you...and I just tossed it aside like it was nothing...I-I hope I didn't hurt you too bad...but you shouldn't get worried over some little freak like me...I'm nothing without you, but I don't deserve your love. That's why this is good-bye...I-I can't live without you, b-but I'm just some impure bastard now...I love you.

Your former "not-so-innocent-anymore" uke

Submitted by: Andres


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To Toshiro, my beloved Romantic Seme;

I'm sorry for whatever I did that caused you to get so angry! I don't know if it was that I didn't listen to you about eating candy in bed, or possibly how I constantly forgot to clean up after making a batch of cookies, or maybe it was that time you caught me looking at that other man. All I know is that I need you!

Please, take me back! Because I'm no longer by your side, things that I once held dear to my heart have lost their value. The candy from my favorite candy store has lost its sweetness, and now turns bitter in my mouth. My favorite plushy, the rabbit that you bought me, Mr. Bun-Bun, cannot comfort me in this dark hour, even as I clutch him to my chest. The cat ears and tail that you bought me, two of my most treasured possessions, are now coated with a layer of dirt from sleeping on a local park bench for the past two nights.

As I sit on this bench, I'm surrounded by people who glare at me, as if I were some filthy beast intruding into their lives. If I so much as ask for food, or a little water, they ignore me, or threaten to hurt me if I don't leave them alone. In a desperate attempt for some form of compassion, I accidentally asked a sadist for a piece of candy. I barely managed to get away from him and his whip!

I need you to protect me from these scary things with your love and compassion. I need you to hold me close as I fall asleep at night, to feel your body pressed up against mine in a loving embrace, a silent assurance that everything will be alright. Just give me a chance and I will be the best uke you could ask for! Please, I know that I need you. Don't you feel the same?

Always and only yours,
Kouhe, Innocent Uke

Submitted by: Kase


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Honey. Baby. Sweetheart. When I said you were too flaming for your own good, I was kidding. I love you the way you are. Who cares if you're so flaming that the fire department has you labeled as a fire hazard? I love you, baby. I couldn't care less if your hair is pink or purple or rainbow or green polkadotted. I love you the way you are. And if that doesn't work... there's always the fire hydrant in the hallway...

Your Chibi Seme,
Evvy

Submitted by: Evin


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Most Romantic Letters

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To my dear Innocent Uke,

To come home to an empty house with no beautiful face to greet me...I was worried. Then to learn that you had left me... My heart had been torn to shreds.

I had wondered why, What had I done to make my sweet so upset as to leave me. Then I had remembered. I had seen another...

My sweet Innocent uke, I had realized my error... What had bothered my little rose to no end. I had cried that night, and the nights after it. I called you, and visited, but never had you answered. So I write you this letter, in hopes that your beautiful eyes shall read it.

My little rose, believe me when I tell you this. I could never abandon you for another flower. I nurtured you and helped you grow. Helped you become the rose you are. I could never leave you!

Ah, but that is exactly what I have done, isnt it?
I realize that you have every right to be mad at me.
You have every right to hate me.
Even to wish me dead.

But my sweet little flower, my beautiful little rose...
I still love you. With all of my aching heart, I still love you.
Please come back to me. I shall make it up to you.
One thousand times I shall make it up to you!
If only to see my precious flowers face again...
To hear your enchanting voice...

I would never come back to myself either...
Not after what I have done to you. I put your heart through so much trouble... Dear flower of mine, I understand if you never return. I accept if you have left forever.
But my aching heart will yearn for you.
I will always love you, no matter what.
Even if the sun goes out, and all the stars in universe dissapear.

I will love you. To the end of time.

~ Love you forever,
Romantic Seme.

Submitted by: MissKamina


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My dearest sweetest innocent uke,

If you are reading this, then I hope I am not too late. Whatever I have done, I have learned my lesson and know all to well the consequences. But what you are doing is too much for me to bear. The very THOUGHT of you leaving me alone would mean robbing me of all the joy in my life, and that is just too much to bear. Before you pack up your things and throw our apartment key away, I want you to remember all the good times we have experienced in our relationship. I just hope the good can outweigh the bad

I want you know that you HAVE changed me for the better. You have opened new aspects of myself that made me feel so alive and made me feel emotions that I could never have dreamed of feeling without you. You alone were the only human that has ever returned as much affection and devotion to me as I gave in the past

I want you to remember how much joy and excitement we have had together; the carnival games we played, the concerts we went to together, the songs I sang for you in the park, the moments i've protected you when you were scared. Everything we did I can never find joy again doing without you

I want you to know nothing will ever bring me the slightest shred of happiness if it means I can't share it with you

Whatever you are thinking now I want you to know it IS my fault and I will fix my predicament and I don't want you to blame this on yourself. I'm willing to fight against the gods themselves and sacrifice my eternal soul for
your forgiveness

Now your answer determines the fate of my, nay, the fate of our being:

are you really willing to throw me away? to throw our life of joy and happiness away?

-romantic seme

Submitted by: ongaku_otaku


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Clueless Uke,

I know I did some pretty stupid stuff, but the thing is I cannot live without you. I know that sounds so cliche, but isn't that what love is? The air we breathe in the form of something so irresistably bittersweet. You took it with you when you eft, and now I'm lost; frantic for that amazing air you had about you. I've never felt so weak, so regrettable, and so damn stupid. I know I'll never find anything out there like you, except for you, and only you-- or nothing at all. I feel like I'm in a current straight to a pool of eternal misery, and I can't get out without you. So for once I'm asking you for help, and I'm asking for your hand. Please pull me back to the surface, where everything can be the way it was before?

Yours always,

~ Chibi Seme.

Submitted by: Desdemona


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I'm sorry, I didn't mean to get you angry.I feel extremely bad for what i did, I only wanted to see your smile because... When you smile its like the ground is falling beneath my feet, do you know how much you drive me crazy?(in a good way)
I love you to much that I know I will make mistakes, but still I do my best for you. Please forgive me, Please wrap your arms around me and keep me safe. I Love you So much... Please forgive me!

Love: Clueless Uke <3

To:Opportunist Seme

Submitted by: Sukari


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Most Imaginative (and sometimes random) Situations

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To my dear Chibi Seme friend,

I know you're still probably mad at me for the ice cream incident. I wouldn't blame you if you were. I sort of forgot that you were that sensitive to the cold. I
screwed up big this time.

While I can't take back what I did (although I'm still working on that time travel thing, so I may be able to do so later), I should make it up to you. Since you brought it up before the unfortunate incident, I will dance the Caramelldansen while singing whatever song you feel would be appropriate. Or we could watch a marathon of all those old shows you miss? It's really your call. After all, who better to decide a fitting punishment, eh? ^.~

Hopefully, this isn't the end of our friendship. After all, what's a little ice cream drip between friends, right? ...Okay, I'm not making this any better. So, as there is really only two things left to say...

I'm sorry. Hear from you later?

Your beloved Badass Uke,
Candy

Submitted by: Candice


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Uh, dear Kai, hopefully still my Badass Uke,

You're really pissed at me right now and I realize that. I shouldn't have your older brother's email address, I suppose. But that confession letter I sent him was meant to be for you. You do realize your email addresses are almost exactly the same?

Also, I know you're probably mad at me for playing that joke with the erasers and chocolate sauce on you in school. It was just supposed to be in good fun, but I guess you didn't see it that way. I'm...um, really..(wow this is harder than I thought) I'm...hoping that you'll forgive me. Especially the way I reacted when you got mad. I totally blew you off and ignored your cries for help when you called for me that day after school in the hall. It was selfish of me and I'm sorry. (Geeze, I finally said it) I thought you had turned to someone else by the same name as me. (His name is Kei too, isn't it?) I didn't know he was forcing himself on you.

It wasn't until Ri showed up and told me off that I found out what had actually happened and I feel really bad. Worse than I did when you found out that I had gotten bit by that snake. That was scary for you and I hated myself for scaring you that badly. But hey! I'm alive still! Guess I should take to wearing shoes when I go outside, yeah?

Well, when you get this e-mail and if you're ready to forgive me, I'll be at that cafe downtown that you really like, waiting with a piece of your favorite cake. I want you back and I'll do anything to reach my goal. Even if that means hanging a pair of your brother's underwears on the school flagpole for the world to see.

I know you get on the computer when you're upset so you should be seeing all these e-mails I'm sending you, you computer nerd. Ah, but hopefully you're still my computer nerd, so I guess that's okay. I'll send a bunch more, so please at least answer one. I miss you, Kai and I don't want to lose you. We've been through so much together. I'll wait here until midnight, but not a moment after. You know I have a fear of the workers here. I swear, they're alien zombie vampire things.

Love you always and forever,
Kei(-ichiro) Chibi Seme

Submitted by: Kei


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Sadistic Seme,

I guess…well…er…I’m sorry. Yes, you heard me, I’m really sorry that I pissed you off. Okay, I know I did more than that but…it wasn’t my fault that you tried to tie me up and I got angry so I pushed you and you fell!
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Okay, maybe it IS my fault…
So, I guess I’m really sorry. Is the bump on your head better, by the way?

I was thinking…well…maybe…we could…you know…go out for a nice dinner (and then have amazing make-up sex.) I’ll let you tie me up and use the special feather you’ve always been itching to try….
I also guess I have more to apologize for…well, this is going to be hard…

Your authority in bed is very precious to you (and I enjoy teasing you) but I guess you took all those words and punches to heart (especially when you tried to strangle me…was the asphyxiation for the bed purposes or because of your murder intent?) I’m sorry that I took away your masculinity in the bedroom…but you’re just so cute when you’re angry! Especially when you break out the fuzzy handcuffs, mm!

I guess what I’m trying to say is…PLEASE. PLEASE TAKE ME BACK! I can’t stand going without sex for this long (well, I haven’t gone without sex but I need YOUR type of bed-rocking!)
Just remember the time we had dinner and I acted up. You had no trouble of skipping right to dessert and showing me just how important making a perfect dinner was (even though most of it ended up all over our bodies…)

Please forgive me? It’s all my fault that you bumped your head and had your ego crushed and crawled back to the Dramatic Uke! Please come home, I’ll let you use your whip and handcuffs and feathers and whatever else you want to! (And I’ll scream better than that Dramatic wimp ever can!)

I eagerly await your return home in your bed with chocolate-dipped strawberries (all over my body~).

Your one and only (whose begging and groveling like you’ve always wanted),
Badass Uke

Submitted by: Alulu


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Dear psyn,
um, i really don't know where to start off, or how to begin this letter. First off, i just really want to say i'm sorry, REALLY sorry about last night. The evening was quite wonderful, you even boughtso me popcorn when we went to the movies (Extra salty, just how i like it!) THe movie was good, even though there a couple parts in watchmen i didn't understand, like when the girl starts fighting the comedian over the pool table; i really wish you would just explain to me what that was all about.
And you were kind enough to drive me home as well, seing as how you already have a licence and i've still got a few years to go. And then you hugged me goodbye so sweetly, but i recommend you get some fabric softener for you pants cause they were really stiff. that would probably be better for you to anyway. And even after you were such a nice friend that night, treating me so well and kindly, my older brother just HAD to set my rotwieler shnuckums on you. I really should've warned you that he doesn't, for some reason, like kiind people. But don't worry about the hospital bill, me and my brother are giving you this weeks allowance; that should cover it! I hope you recover soon,
pear

Submitted by: pear


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Dear DFWM Seme,

I’m sorry. I couldn’t help myself-it just sort of came out. I screamed and squealed and shouted, loving every minute of it. And I mad you angry when I did that. I tried to stop, but I just couldn’t! When I was done, I looked at you and saw the anger on your face. I’m really, really sorry. I never meant to do it. Please DFWM Seme, please take me back, I can’t take this any longer! If you take me back now, I promise you that I will never again scream so loud in pleasure when I see Taylor Lautner in twilight. I will contain myself, and take whatever punishment you have for me.

Sincerely,

Your Badass Uke <3

Submitted by Kitt-Kitt


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Emo Letters

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hunni!!! i luv u!!!! don't leave me... *plans ways to kill if left* LEAVE ME AND DIE!!!!!

Submitted by: FlamboyantKidaUke!!!!


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My Dearest, Romantic Seme

I am an idiot for putting you through so much pain and missory.I wasn't thinking of the cost of that what I was doing.I wasn't thinking of all your worrying and suffering.I wish that I could have taken all of it back but I can't.I have been passing through my house wondering what I can do to be in your arms again but I don't know what to do.I can't Think I can't Sleep Your the only thing that makes me smile and cry.I miss you dearly and only want to make you happy again.Please take me back and get me out of this depressive state.

Your Idiot,
Innocent Uke

Submitted by: Yosuke


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Dear my Dramatic Uke,
I am dearly sorry from the bottom of my heart. Perhaps I was too harsh with my terrifyingly harsh whips? Perhaps I gave you one too many welts?
I truly am sorry. I didn't notice the difference in decibels, I didn't notice how excruciatingly loud your screams were getting – I do apologize. Was the leather snapping too hard? Did I tear into you too fast, too painfully?
My heart aches as I wish to hear you scream for me once again, hear you beg for me once again; hear you become my submissive partner with eyes that spin like a whirlpool of emotion. I want to see you again. I want to hear you again. I miss you.
Is it possible for an emotional pain to fade into a physical one? With each second that passes, the dull ache in my chest is amplified ten fold – transitioning into a horribly acute pain that rips through the bleeding muscles of my heart over and over until I realize that this pain is merely emotional. I need you, my dear uke.
I'm sure that one more day without you will be the end of my sanity, be the resting place of any sane thought that once resided within the lonely recesses of my mind. The cold cave. Though I may have a rough shell, tainted with pain and pain that could be related to torture, I am just as needy and loving as any other person – but only you can give me the right dosage. You are my saviour, my love, my everything.
Forgive me. I need you. I'm painfully selfish, but I so desperately need you. I cannot take it any more. I want to see you like that again, with hair matted to your neck and forehead with sweat, and a small smirk on your face as you realize you have triumphed over me once again. That I screamed louder than you for once. That you have truly overpowered me. I am yours, to do what you like. Forgive me. I'm lost without you.

From your Sadistic Seme

Submitted by: Caitlin


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And Some Resort to Begging

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Ne, (Romantic-Seme)-san:

Please read what I have to say before you throw this away, but then again, if you have read this then you must be reading the letter. So that means you haven't thrown this away, and you are STILL reading this letter. And please continue reading before you REALLY throw this away... I know you've told me that you are a really busy person, but just please read this ne? I... I am babbling again, aren't I? Well I'd guess I'd better start with what I really want to say before you really stop reading this letter. Well, you are still reading, aren't you? Ne?

I... I'm REALLY SORRY. I didn't mean to ruin the night. I'm really sorry. Really. Really, really sorry. I guess I am not as prepared as I thought I would be a-about giving my... my first to you. I really really didn't mean to run off! I'm truly sorry! I mean, I've totally promised you and REALLY DO TRUST you and all... But... I'm just really, really sorry! I know you've put a lot effort into the... the decorations... and... stuff... with all the dinner and candles and c-chocolate, but... I'm really sorry! Especially after you've even taken time off from work and everything... I'M SORRY! I... I guess I can only apologize...

BUT PLEASE STOP IGNORING ME ALREADY I AM REALLY SORRY ABOUT IT ALL AND I... I ER... GUESS I'M READY TO GIVE IT ANOTHER SHOT? Please call me.

(Innocent-uke.)

Submitted by: k_rayne


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Dear Romantic Seme,

I'm really sorry for what I did...I didn't mean to!!! I promise I'll do whatever it takes in order to end up back in your arms again... I love you. Please take me back! You're the only one who really loves me...

Love,
Your Innocent Uke

Submitted by: Kiyoshi Tenshi


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I'm So Sorry! I-I didn't mean to get you angry! I love you so much! I would die without you..! So please..please...say you forgive me.. Say you love me.. I love you so much! D-Do you remember the teddy bear you bought me? The fluffy brown one? I still have it! I still have it because its from you, it smells like you... I love you so much.. Could you ever forgive me?

To:Romantic Seme

From: Innocent Uke

Submitted by: Jessie


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......Look,I'm not gonna say all that 'I love you kiss kiss' Shit. BUT,I am sorry.. And.. I do love you, You do make me feel.. Loved? So.. Will you forgive me? I realized that I was in the wrong, and like I said I'm sorry... I... I love you a lot.. And I just cant keep a cool head around you and thats because I love you too much.. but I wouldn't change that... If i did.. I-..I don't think I could ever forgive myself...Do,You think you could forgive me?

To: Badass Uke

From: Dont fuck with me seme

Submitted by: Deidre


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Yay for Whipped Cream!

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Dear Don't Fuck with me Seme,

My bed has been very cold without you. Or has it...? You should know that no matter what you do, i will only take you back if you do you-know-what. And because of you big ego I seriously doubt you will. I don't see why not though, I even bought the hand cuffs and whipped cream. When you're ready to run down the street, just tell me. Because I'll be here to help you take off your clothes. And assist you with the whipped cream all over you. So, rest unassured I still want to see you running down the street, whipped. This is the one time I ever get to punish you anyway.
Your loving pet,
Me, Badass Uke

Submitted by: Me


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And a straight to the point compromise...

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*sigh* fine you can be on top v.v

Submitted by: Kitsune


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