Welcome. By hitsuzen, luck, or forces beyond your control, you have been brought to the realm of the Seme/Uke quiz. *beckons innocents towards the darkness* Come forth and embrace your destiny...

Just remember, we cannot take responsibility for any actions, relationships, bondage, or drunkenness that may occur as a result of the quiz. (So all you Badass Uke ~ it's not our fault that your seme knew exactly what you wanted to do with that rope and turned your plans against you) The quiz is meant for entertainment purposes only. Mmmm... yes...

01-29-09

We have a new way for you to stalk our Seme and Uke. To your right you will find a sexy little box, called Sasayaki, where SemeUke.com will be posting random musings and announcements. Some of our Seme and Uke may end up hijacking the box as well. You can log on to Twitter and follow our updates from there. ^v^ And if you've never Twittered before... (heh... *pats innocent little heads*)... it's free and easy, and just a little addicting.

01-5-09
Happy New Year from SemeUke.com! Our first installment of Oshiete is ready and waiting for your viewing pleasure. Come forth and be enlightened! :D

We received so many questions, and although we wish our Seme and Uke could respond to them all, we chose a few of our favorites (and a few we couldn't resist).

Until next time!

02-4-09

Ah, Valentines... the season of love, the season of stalkers secret admirers, cheesy valentine cards, dirty love letters, and melted chocolate. We here at SemeUke.com want to help you express your true feelings to the one you secretly (or not so secretly) lust after. So we've made these special e-cards you can send to all your friends and secret love interests!

Send a Card

12-2-08
We have some exciting new updates for our loyal SemeUke readers... *pulls back sexy silk purple curtain, to reveal... The Opportunist Seme and The Clueless Uke* Yes, our last two profiles are finally here for you to view, so be sure to click on the profiles section and visit their new pages. <3

And for a super special bonus, we are bringing you an entertaining and informative new feature ~ Oshiete!

Our Seme and Uke are ready and willing to offer you their services... their expertise, for all your SemeUke personality related questions! *watches as the Don't Fuck with me Seme walks off* Okay, so most of our Seme and Uke are willing... XD So, if you have a specific question about a Seme or Uke personality, need fashion, music or gift advice, or even have a site related question, you can submit it to be answered by one of our Seme and Uke using our form here.

10-29-08
Our member list has nearly reached 1000! Who will be member number 1000? Will it be an Innocent Uke, a Chibi Seme, or maybe a Flaming Uke and a Badass Uke will battle it out for the top spot! (Who told them there was a seme as prize?) *gets popcorn and soda ready to watch the festivities* :D

While we wait, head over and check out the newest profile - the Sadistic Seme. What an evil bastard that one sounds like! XD But we mean that in the nicest way possible, because we know some of you are into that kind of thing... ^_~

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