Okay... So I just started going out with a new girl (FYI I AM a girl....). We both just got out of fairly shitty and borderline verbally abusive relationships (yes, my former uke was a demanding bossy controlling evil thing). I want to get her something special for the holidays to show her that I won't let this wind up like things did with our last partners. But I don't know what to get. She's a Badass Uke with Innocent Uke traits. Any suggestions? Or, if this isn't answered in time for Christmas.... What about for a few months' anniversary? I don't have much money to spend either... T.T
~Ildri, DFWM Seme/Romantic Seme

A.

Chibi Seme: *puts on psychologist glasses* Our resident Badass Uke says you should buy her some rope. *ahem* But as you're trying to go the romantic route (I do see that Romantic Seme streak in you), I suggest something simple (but not necessarily expensive) that symbolizes your relationship to each other, or a treasure box filled with mementos of things you've done together, or want to do together. (Badass Uke like opening treasure boxes :D )

(We got so many gift questions, we decided we needed a Seme-Uke gift-giving guide. So look for that to go up on the site some time soon! And we're sorry we couldn't answer them all in time for Christmas, but there's always Valentines! ^_~)

Q.

I really like a DFWM Seme but I don't know how I would know if he likes me. How do I know if a DFWM Seme likes me?
~ torigirlywolf2, Badass Uke

A.

Well, we say, if they haven't kicked you out yet, then your chances are pretty high that they're interested!

Q.

Why is it that a DON'T FUCK WITH ME Seme is so compatible with a Badass Uke? Wouldn't they try and take over?
~Tolomer, DFWM Seme

A.

Badass Uke: Ah... but that's what makes this relationship so explosive and exciting! And really, the Badass Uke never wants to completely take over... they are truly a naughty little neko that loves to challenge their significant other into action with their sometimes aggressive teasing, in order to experience the satisfyingly overwhelming results of their partner's powerful sensual control. Oooh... yeah...

Q.

BDSM: Care to elaborate? (yes, I'm serious)
~Natsuo, DFWM Seme

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Q.

What would happen if the Sadistic Seme and the Innocent Uke were in the same room...*COUGH* and the Sadistic Seme was drunk and horny *COUGH* XD
~Rhea, Badass Uke

A.

Unfortunately, not enough to make a truly satisfying fanfic. -.-

Q.

What color should I dye my hair? It is naturally brown and so are my eyes.
~Ethan, Innocent Uke

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Flaming Uke: Pink, totally. But if you're not ready to go that bold, platinum blonde is a classic. Any seme will have a hard time resisting naturally brown hair with sexy blonde highlights. ^.~

Q.

Is this site for Yaoi, Yuri, or straight couples?
~Suigetsu, Badass Uke

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Yaoi... yes. :D Yuri... yes. ^.~ Fangirl/Fanboy? Whatever works for you. ^.^ Though the quiz and site are written with gay personalities and interaction in mind, some of the basics of the 10 Seme/Uke personalities could also work in describing people of any persuasion, so everyone is welcome to take the quiz and participate as much as they want in the site. ^_^

Q.

So... I was wondering... how do you seduce someone at a bar?
~Tesu-chan, Chibi Seme

A.

Flaming Uke: It's all about the eyes...

Badass Uke: ...and the ass. ^.~


Chibi Seme: And never underestimate the sexiness of intelligent conversation.

Q.

My seme has lost her sadistic ways :( Just wanted some advice on how to make her sadistic spark ignite again. (I'm kinda tired of whipping myself) :P
~Ti-Enya, Dramatic Uke

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Dramatic Uke: Before you resort to whipping yourself again (been there, done that - and SO not satisfying), are you completely sure you're doing enough to get the just punishment you deserve? If yes, then may I suggest lots and lots of caffeine, applied liberally.

Badass Uke: This also results in added excitement for you as you imagine the punishment you'll be in for if your Seme catches you sneaking shots of RockStar into their drink.

Q.

It says that i'm innocent, but i know SO much about these sexual things. How is that so? I can say that i do think i have ALOT in common with innocent uke, but isn't it ironic that i know so much about these things?
~sherriahstargirl, Innocent Uke

A.

Opportunist Seme: While Gravitation doujinshi can be very enlightening, knowledge doesn't always equal wisdom.

Q.

What's it like the first try?
~yukomaru, Seme

A.

Clueless Uke: Okay, so first you need a solid set of strings, and a couple of bitchn' pedals... get into a comfortable position, crank up your amp - and don't be afraid to really freakin' wail on that whammy bar! =D

Huh? What do you mean, that's not what you meant?!

Q.

Don't fuck with me.
~Rin, Badass Uke

A.

DFWM Seme: Get your ass home.

Q.

...I'm doing an RP with someone, but we can't decide who's who, what should I do?

..The other RPer won't tell me his results.
~Matt, Clueless Uke

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Badass Uke: Mmm... ropeplay. Heh, I mean roleplay. XD -brings back memories of one long hot summer of delicious naughtiness- Heh, yeah... I say play around with it. Just get to the story and writing without any hard rules, and see how you challenge and react to each other. If it's a roleplay partnership that's meant to be, your roles of dominance and submission will soon become quite clear. Well, and never forget the importance of rope.

Q.

Is the person who invented the quiz a seme or a uke? >:3
~Bagel, Badass Uke

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Hmm... we think only a Chibi Seme/Badass Uke partnership could come up with something such as this. Who else could invent this much trouble out of sheer boredom? ^.~

Q

H-HOW CAN I BE INNOCENT!! i- mean-- how could i be an uke-- I CAN SO BE D-ominant---i think--
~Nati-kun, Innocent Uke

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Opportunist Seme: Heh... *pats head and gives an ice cream* Cute little uke...

Q.

Will you tie me up now? ;)
~Parzifal, Dramatic Uke

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Sadistic Seme: Are you so sure you want what's coming to you?